Thank you, for that.

Thank you Forrest, now I too, once an avid promoter of Vanilla Coke-turned caffeine addict, will now never touch the stuff.
By the way, is anyone else really annoyed by the seams at the end of socks!?! I mean seriously, we have figured out freakin' nuclear fission and I have to have stitching rubbing up against my pinky-toe all day!?! Really, what kind of world do we live in?