Damn Canadians!

I swear they've done it! Slowly but surely they have infiltrated the deepest realms of our US treasury with their counterfeit pennies! I received yet another from a cashier today and I examined it very closely. It is the EXACT same diameter as a US penny. Now all my gripes aside, I have a serious comment,
Dear Canada,
Please stop faking our pennies and step off b****!
Thank You,
US Money Enthusiasts
Next order to rant on, those Barbadian quarters! I mean really, they are freakin' identical!