An Excerpt From My Virgin Megastore Receipt

Virgin's Customer Promise

> Virgin Megastore will gladly accept exchanges or returns on all sealed product accompanied by a receipt.
> No receipt, no problem. We will still offer an exchange on sealed product for any other item in the store.
> Defective product may be exchanged for identical product only. Items being exchanged must be in "like new" condition and include all original packaging and inserted materials.
> Gift Certificates may only be redeemed for store product. Merchandise credit will be issued tor any remaining balance.
> Virgin Megastore reserves the right to not authorize exchanges or returns for any reason.
> These guidelines are subject to modification at any time. Without notice.
Forrest, does this seem to be a very Larry David-esque anomoly to you? As if one could put in their marriage vows, "I promise to love you until death do us part...although this promise is more of a guideline...oh, and subject to change at any time...without notice." LOL.