Talking to Darwin

I thought I'd share with you this delightful little chat that I had with darwin today:
/Users/a_logan 1%kill gates
kill: Arguments should be jobs or process id's.
/Users/a_logan 2%jobs eh...
Usage: jobs [ -l ].
/Users/a_logan 3%I'll use jobs however I wish!
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/Users/a_logan 4%damn you unix! DAMN YOU!!!
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