IIT: No application fee for you
Andrew,
I'd like for you to have the Innovative Application from Illinois Institute of Technology. This specialized application is fast and easy to fill out.
Plus, you'll receive the following advantages...
..no application fee
..no essay
..2-week admission decision
..automatic merit scholarship consideration
You'll save time and money! Click here to apply online today!
Sincerely,
Mary Ann Rowan, Ph.D.
Vice President of Enrollment Management
Illinois Institute of Technology
10 West 33rd Street
101 Perlstein Hall
Chicago, IL 60616-3793
P.S. Did you know that our student lounges are equipped with 50-inch plasma televisions?
The final line seems unprofessional to say the very least. Should I really be concerned by the size of their tvs? Shouldn't it say "Professors with 50 years of experience!"? The world's a f***ed up place.
I'd like for you to have the Innovative Application from Illinois Institute of Technology. This specialized application is fast and easy to fill out.
Plus, you'll receive the following advantages...
..no application fee
..no essay
..2-week admission decision
..automatic merit scholarship consideration
You'll save time and money! Click here to apply online today!
Sincerely,
Mary Ann Rowan, Ph.D.
Vice President of Enrollment Management
Illinois Institute of Technology
10 West 33rd Street
101 Perlstein Hall
Chicago, IL 60616-3793
P.S. Did you know that our student lounges are equipped with 50-inch plasma televisions?
The final line seems unprofessional to say the very least. Should I really be concerned by the size of their tvs? Shouldn't it say "Professors with 50 years of experience!"? The world's a f***ed up place.
6 Comments:
At 10:23 PM, September 21, 2005,
Anonymous said…
I like the scuba and the plasma tv- will you be my friend?
At 10:29 PM, September 21, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Come to this site to see lots of pictures of dead terrorists and arabs. http://www.nowthatsfuckedup.com/
At 1:06 AM, September 22, 2005,
Anonymous said…
That sites dirty Tsk..Tsk.
At 9:10 AM, September 22, 2005,
hugo said…
Welcome back, Andrew. How is IIT treating you right now?
At 1:05 PM, September 22, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Ching china man visits you and stop by to say hi. Ching china man makes you plasma tv. "I only look at the graduate students; the younger ones remind me of my little sister :) " Ching china man wonders if Hugo is from China too.
At 1:33 PM, September 22, 2005,
hugo said…
Ching China man, you are right! I am from China--sort of. My ancestors came from there a long, long time ago.
Do you have a blog that I can visit?
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