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2.01.2006

State of the Union (12-Step Program)

President Bush says of The United States "We are addicted to oil." I think it's unwise for President Bush to palm off his addictions on us...I mean, if "We are addicted to oil," than he's the pusher. Honestly I think he's just trying to complete the 12-step program:
1. We admitted we were powerless over oil; that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons and nations we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people and nations wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to oil addicts, and to practice these principles in all our foreign affairs.

5 Comments:

  • At 9:32 PM, February 01, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yo yo yo yo chek it out chek it out

    When I talk about sex i rime
    movies with boobies
    Cause thats my lil flow
    funkatastic lo sho- fo
    and britnie is my cheap ho


    yo yo yo yo chek it out chek it out

     
  • At 3:21 PM, February 02, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Now if you thought people of the Scandinavian origin couldn't get any more shallower over what they get preoccupied here comes this. Some moron broke into school to solve math problems. Way to go.

     
  • At 5:57 PM, February 05, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Don't try to shoot up crude; it's thick enough toclog a vein and contaiins many toxic impurities.

    Dr. Dutch Shell

     
  • At 5:58 PM, February 05, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Don't try to shoot up crude; it's thick enough toclog a vein and contaiins many toxic impurities.

    Dr. Dutch Shell

     
  • At 7:23 PM, February 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Has Derek gone insane again? Shoot up crude oil? What a returd.

     

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