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5.14.2006

Gag!

This Toyota "FJ Cruiser" is the ugliest car I've ever seen, which has nothing to do that it is an SUV. It kind of looks like it was mad by Playmobile, remember those things? They were kind of like legos only you couldn't make things with them...
Subaru, not to be outdone, has released their own ugly SUV, The B9 Tribeca looks like it has a vacuum cleaner in the front of it.

posted by Andrew @ 14.5.06  

10 Comments:

  • At 8:55 PM, May 15, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You know however that some stupid Bethesdan housewive will still buy that Tribeca. Women...

     

  • At 6:33 AM, May 16, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I am thinking about how the homo butt boys will also buy these cars.

     

  • At 6:59 PM, May 16, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The word "fag" is a contraction of the word "faggot" (or, "fagot"). When traced through its etymological history, the word "faggot" simply means "a bundle of sticks used as fuel." See dictionary.com and thesaurus.com (where such words as "fuel" and "brimstone" are used as synonyms). "Scholars" can't decide when such a word began to be used in reference to homosexuals, so we'll give the answer here: "I have overthrown some of you, as God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah, and ye were as a firebrand plucked out of the burning: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the Lord." Amos 4:11. The word translated "firebrand" is the Hebrew word "uwd," which comes from a Hebrew verb meaning "to rake together" (or, "to gather together"). In short, the Hebrew word "uwd" is talking about burning sticks of wood that are gathered together. That is what the English word "faggot" means. Amos 4:11 could just as easily be translated "...ye were as a faggot plucked out of the burning..."

    For those geniuses out there who are asking, "are you saying that God hates burning pieces of wood?", the answer is "no, we're using it as a figure of speech, just like the Bible uses it." It is an excellent metaphor to describe sodomites because they fuel God's wrath, they burn in lust, and they will burn in hell. In Amos 4:11, the "fag" is the person who is sinning after the manner of Sodom and Gomorrah, has seen other "fags" overthrown by God, and still refuses to repent. So, the word "fag" refers to people who sin like the Sodomites did. It not only refers to homosexuals, but also refers to people who support homosexuals (see Romans 1:32), and people who engage in all other relatively "lesser" perversions (like impenitent premarital sex and adultery, including the adultery of all of you divorced-and-remarried "born again Christians"). On this web site, we use the word "fag" in accordance with Amos 4:11.

    For those of you who have deluded yourselves into thinking that the story of Sodom isn't really talking about homosexuals, read the following: the people of Sodom and Gomorrah had completely turned away from God, and whenever that happens, homosexuality abounds. Paul described this in Romans 1, and you can read the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in Genesis 19. Conditions in Sodom were so bad that it had become acceptable for men to surround Lot's house and ask to have sex with the men inside. Anybody who thinks that today is any different than those days needs to attend San Francisco's annual gay rights parade, stand along the parade route, and hold a sign that says "GOD HATES FAGS." You'll see and hear evidence of all of the sins of Sodom in just a few short hours (sodomy, violence, fornication, adultery, pride, sinful treatment of the servants of God, etc.) The same mob mentality that ruled the unlawful fags in the days of Sodom rules the unlawful fags today.

     

  • At 8:38 PM, May 16, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Thank you for clearing that whole faggot thing up you cocksucking butt pirate.

     

  • At 10:11 PM, May 16, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    If this blog keeps sucking so bad I think they should outsource to some Mexicans or something. But not gay Mexicans.

     

  • At 12:36 AM, May 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    cocksicans

     

  • At 12:39 AM, May 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yes, Old Testament God hates gay people. He also personally oversaw (through moses and joshua) massive genocide in the ancient near east. Then there's that whole flood thing. Bottom line; old testament god is a douch that puts Pol Pot and Hitler to shame.

    Tariq Al-Suave

     

  • At 9:03 PM, May 18, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Boys read this guys background and tell me if it doesn't sound familiar.

    If the link don't work look for John Derbyshire on National Review writing on LOlita

    http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=ODM4MzkyNzVmMjhhYWM0NWM2OWRkNDE5OGVhMmJhYTc=

     

  • At 9:51 AM, May 28, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    On an ancient monument at Karnak details of his success are given:
    Phalluses of Libyan generals 6
    Phalluses cut off Libyans 6,359
    Sirculians killed, phalluses cut off 222
    Etruscans killed, phalluses cut off 542
    Greeks killed, phalluses presented to the King 6,111

     

  • At 11:25 AM, May 31, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ever see that episode of Rome where the guy emptys his change purse and we see two gallic phalli in there.

    Freaky. (He was totally nonchalant about it too)

    Tariq Al-Suave

     

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