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2.23.2006

A Note to "All Y'all"

This is a note to all y'all napster-lovin', music-industry-hatin', RIAA-gang-bangin' motha' f***as out there. A $1 legal music download will at the very least get you a song, at the very best, it'll get you a 20-inch iMac, 10 iPods, $10,000 in music and a scholarship at Juilliard in your name. Motha' f***as.

3 Comments:

  • At 9:57 PM, February 24, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Wsup with all that nigga shit talkin about downloadin illegaly. I bet 50 cent does it. That motherfucker been shot nine times.

     
  • At 1:05 AM, February 25, 2006, Blogger Andrew said…

    50 is also a convicted felon...but that's probably for a shooting-type-thing, not for downloading music illegaly.

     
  • At 10:33 PM, February 26, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    From the desk of Grand Moff Kadann
    Tuesday, 7:23 p.m.

    Dear Imperial Citizen,

    The Emperor is dead, the Jedi have been hunted to extinction, and the Empire has broken into factions. Join The Vast Empire and take your place at the seat of power as you discover your own path in the galaxy!

    Did you ever wonder what it would be like to live in the Star Wars Universe? Or better yet, as an Imperial Officer??

    We know exactly how you feel because we do that EVERY day. Submerging ourselves into the Star Wars Universe to live a life that people only dream about.

    Living through our characters in an online community centered around Star Wars in the Galactic Empire; how much better could it get?

    Imagine completing your basic training and then finally getting placed into a Stormtrooper Squad or a Starfighter Squadron and then continuing your journey into the Star Wars Universe.

    What a great feeling you get when you know you're a part of a force that brings order to the Galaxy.

     

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