Celebrity Dedication

Don't you love it when you hear that a celebrity has given up the good life to visit a third world country? Bruce Willis recently did so to tour Iraq with his band (I don't really care what their name is; their lead singer is Bruce Willis, so they must be awful) how long is he doing this, you ask. Not long enough, he's currently at game one of The World Series. Dedicating his life to the impoverished nation of America, I see...