California

Greeting from The Schwarzenegger State!

Clinton Book Release

Everyone seems to be in 'Clinton Book Frenzy' mode lately. All of the liberals are scurrying around like mice at a cheese convention...

Haven't Blogged in A While

So this may be pretty irrelevant, but recently, my friends dragged me along to see 'Mean Girls', which was pretty good. Written by Tina Fey, with plenty of cameos by former and present SNL stars like Tim Meadows, Tina, Amy Pohler, and that other weird woman, I felt pretty at home during the film. My favorite part though, is when a guy presents Cady (Lohan) with a business card that titles him as "Math Enthusiast/Kick Ass MC". I have to make business cards.

Graphic Design Common-Sense

People! Really! I was trying to help my friend with his blog's color-scheme and the following ensued:
"a_logan@mac.com: oooo yellow on cyan, I simply love having my irises burned out!"
Read a book, or look at what your doing, or just avoid sharp colors, just do SOMETHING that makes the internet a slightly more hospitable place!
By the way, I know what I'm talking about here, and the K in CMYK stands for "Key-plate" a.k.a. black.

You Be Da Senior

Unfortunately, you. I was watching the high-profiles pay respect to RR on ABC News and when Gorbachev came up I said "Look, the guy with the irregular mole configuration!", my father responded "You'd think they'd make him take that shit off at security!". We proceeded to laugh heartily for five straight minutes.

Thoughts: Reagan=dead

It's a bit of a paradox that people in our society only get recognition for their accomplishements after they [euphemism for dying]. Like seriously, I for one, was under the impression the Ronald Reagan was already dead, he hasn't contributed much to society since he was officially classified as an old fart, unlike Jimmy Carter with the house-building and shit...The fact of the matter is: It's just too hard to keep up the reputations--Either we all have to die or we have to account for the tremendous backlog in recognition to the reformers of the present.

Curb's Most Effective Use Yet!

I was watching the news today and I heard that:
A man accused of murdering his daughter was absolved of the charges when his alibi, that he was at a Dodgers game, was confirmed via raw footage from the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry picks up a hooker to drive in the HOV lane. Translation: Curb's most effective use yet.