Ron Pearlman/Hellboy/Miami Vice

Okay, this is belated, but Forrest and I were talking about it and had a good laugh over how the guy who played Hellboy--Ron Pearlman--is by far the whitest guy on the planet, whose 'street-cred' goes no further beyond being a regular on Miami Vice, and--oh, I forgot, playing the voices of numerous bad-guys in the Batman animated series....wow...That's who I want to be when I grow up...LOSER!