Alright now,
I think we all need to look for the silver lining in this storm cloud...hurricane...world devouring ball of fire. So here are the top five good things about Bush being re-elected:
5. We can look forward to four more years of Michael Moore films.
4. We can hope that Bush will inspire millions of people to get jobs...mostly comedians.
3. We can enjoy those delightful little mispronounciations every press conference.
2. We can look forward to four more years of the ongoing health problems of Bush's "Medicine" Cabinet (as I like to call it...)
1. We can all feel better about ourselves knowing that we can do cocaine, fail at school, mess up on a constant basis and be f***heads in general, and be elected AND RE-ELECTED to be president of The United States of America.
Hllelujah!
5. We can look forward to four more years of Michael Moore films.
4. We can hope that Bush will inspire millions of people to get jobs...mostly comedians.
3. We can enjoy those delightful little mispronounciations every press conference.
2. We can look forward to four more years of the ongoing health problems of Bush's "Medicine" Cabinet (as I like to call it...)
1. We can all feel better about ourselves knowing that we can do cocaine, fail at school, mess up on a constant basis and be f***heads in general, and be elected AND RE-ELECTED to be president of The United States of America.
Hllelujah!
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