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Forrest, you might appreciate this. It's a song called "Haters" by none other than miss Hillary Duff. Who spells her name Hilary Duff. This, by the way, fails to phase me, and I will continue to spell it Hillary, not only because it is the proper way of spelling it and has become idiosyncratic for me, but because these spelling changes are absurd! Brittanny reduced to Britney, Hillary reduced to Hillary, pretty soon Lindsay will be Linsay and John will be Jon!