Questions

I have taken it upon myself to answer the following questions posed by a reader of our blog:
"if you were to wake up one morning as the leader of the free world (i.e. America) what would your first action be (and something stupid like brushing your teeth doesnt count)"
I would go back to sleep, being so utterly dissappointed by what a s*** hole this country has become under the previous presideng George W. You-Know-Who.
"if you were going to die and one body part of yours was going to be saved as a religious relic, what would you choose?"
Even though I love the idea of my d*** being a religious relic, I would have to go with my pinky toe. It's the cutest of the foot-related appendages after all...