This is Awful

Check out this crap.

Another Public Service Announcement

Error: the next blog button above is not, I repeat, IS NOT your friend. I was just browsing when I came across this. 'Nuff said.

A Public Service Announcement

Overbloggage. Have you noticed that every person and their mother has a blog these days? I mean, it's crazy, who wants to hear about the thoughts of these people (feel the irrony...)? I propose a solution, to deal with the excess load, everyone who writes a blog must read an additional two every day (the next blog button above is your friend). Just in case there are still too many blogs, Forrest will consume the first born of any married couple who has not yet consolidated their blogs into one.
Thank you.

Creepiness in Music Form

If Forrest has not yet regailed you with tales of his friend's friend who had a little encounter with a homeless midget clown, this might be the song for you! If he hasn't, you might also like this.

This is Amazing

This is like how the 14-year-olds in the Olypics make me feel subordinate, only with video games. It reminds me of this record I heard about where a guy beat all 256 levels of Pacman without losing one life, eating every fruit. I can't beat the first level of Pacman without any of that crap! He had to focus for like 12 hours.......Forrest might be able to relate, but I know I can't focus on school for like 12 minutes.

Random thought

Haven't blogged in a while so I thought I'd throw this one down:
Isn't The OC profitting (shamelessly) on the unacheivable dreams of teenage comicbook nerds everywhere? -- The dream of engaging in sexual hijinx with an attractive lady friend (or anything with a pulse). Reader Participation: does Summer really like Seth or is she just like him because he's a rich jew?