Booyakasha!

After well over an hour of fiddling I finally got Safari to recognize our Atom feed (indicated by the RSS button to the right of the address bar on 10.4 Tiger)
Also I think I fixed Forrest's stuck post at the top and...
{drumroll}
My iPod Shipped!

Time Management

Anonymous said...
Samuel L. Jackson is a gay nazi.
(This makes sense.)
Anonymous said...
I BET THAT THAT S*** FACED C*** MASTER DELETES ALL OF THIS
You know what? I'm not even going to bother deleting this. I'm just going to ask you to reconsider how you spend your time. Lookey here! You made front page with this s***, just think of what you could get if you wrote a legitimate statement. You're not a robot. You're not an anarchist. What you are is misled. You think anyone would know Da Vinci's name if he had written David is Gay below Michelangelo's Statue of David? That's not to compare Forrest or I to Michelangelo. That's not even to compare Bono to Michelangelo, although I'm sure Forrest could find an argument for it. My point is you could be doing something constructive with your time. Or at the very least something non-destructive.
You are no Da Vinci.

Numb

Don't move
Don't talk out of time
Don't think
Don't worry
Everything's just fine
Just fine

Don't grab
Don't clutch
Don't hope for too much
Don't breathe
Don't achieve
Or grieve without leave

Don't check
Just balance on the fence
Don't answer
Don't ask
Don't try and make sense

Don't whisper
Don't talk
Don't run if you can walk
Don't cheat, compete
Don't miss the one beat

Don't travel by train
Don't eat
Don't spill
Don't piss in the drain
Don't make a will

Don't fill out any forms
Don't compensate
Don't cower
Don't crawl
Don't come around late
Don't hover at the gate

Don't take it on board
Don't fall on your sword
Just play another chord
If you feel you're getting bored

I feel numb
I feel numb
Too much is not enough
I feel numb

Don't change your brand

Gimme what you got

Don't listen to the band
Don't gape

Gimme what I don't get

Don't ape
Don't change your shape

Gimme some more

Have another grape
Too much is not enough
I feel numb
I feel numb

Gimme some more

A piece of me, baby
I feel numb
Don't plead
Don't bridle
Don't shackle
Don't grind

Gimme some more

Don't curve
Don't swerve

I feel numb

Lie, die, serve

Gimme some more

Don't theorize, realise, polarise

I feel numb

Chance, dance, dismiss, apologise

Gimme what you got
Gimme what I don't get
Gimme what you got
Too much is not enough

Don't spy

I feel numb

Don't lie
Don't try
Imply
Detain
Explain
Start again

I feel numb
I feel numb

Don't triumph
Don't coax
Don't cling
Don't hoax
Don't freak
Peak
Don't leak
Don't speak

I feel numb
I feel numb

Don't project
Don't connect
Protect
Don't expect
Suggest

I feel numb

Don't project
Don't connect
Protect
Don't expect
Suggest

I feel numb

Don't struggle
Don't jerk
Don't collar
Don't work
Don't wish
Don't fish
Don't teach
Don't reach

I feel numb

Don't borrow

Too much is not enough

Don't break

I feel numb

Don't fence
Don't steal
Don't pass
Don't press
Don't try
Don't feel

Gimme some more

Don't touch

I feel numb
Don't dive
Don't suffer
Don't rhyme
Don't fantasize
Don't rise
Don't lie

I feel numb

Don't project
Don't connect
Protect

I feel numb

Don't expect
Suggest

Don't project
Don't connect
Protect

I feel numb

Don't expect
Suggest

I feel numb


- Lyrics by U2

New Fox Show

I was just watching the news on Fox and some girl is apparently willing to trade sexual favors for tickets to see the new baby panda. Not only is this a ridiculous thing to put on the news, but it sounds like Fox's latest drama--Panda Sex Whore.

Perfect Dark Zero

Forrest will probably explode when he hears this. They're making a sequel. It comes out for XBox 360.

I am Andy's iPod.

I am the iPod that has not shipped.
I was supposed to ship November second.
I didn't.
I was supposed to ship again today.
I didn't.
I have begun to wonder why I haven't shipped yet.
This box is dark, I want a new home.
Please ship me.