The World Has Gone to Shit.

Too many problems. Not enough solutions.

A Quickie

Halle Barry as Catwoman--Horrible. I suggest Bruce Willis as Captain America--Patriotic.

Yet More Celeb-Assumptions

Don't forget these celbrities who thought they could sing only to fail tragically:
Eddie Murphy-Oh my god that song was bad...produced by Rick James no less...
Will Smith-Big Willie Style led something of a 2 week half life before being aborted by TRL

So Ready for Summer.

I can't stand:
Annoying girls
French
Know-it-alls
History
Dogs
Math

The only things that keep me sane are science and english. I'm so sad. Back to work...it's almost over.

One more thing, there is this one girl who is super annoying, but she doesn't qualify for "Annoying girl" as much as for "Obnoxious creature from the black lagoon".

Wow

Thanks Forrest, apperantly me am a grammar god aswell. I is suprised by this.

However, my favorite question was:
#5 Just between you and I, the corpse is hidden in the garage.
My favorite possible rating is:

You are a complete and utter BASTARDIZATION of the English tongue!
Unless this is your third language, there is absolutely no excuse for your ignorance. You shame us with your speech. Go back and finish your schooling, bastard.

What's Pissing Me Off.

I know you're all wondering, so I'll tell you what's pissing me off. What's pissing me off is music videos by pop divas complaining about the paparazzis. Every time I turn on MTV or VH1(I don't too often) I see Britney Spears singing about how she's sick of the media, or Jennifer Lopez with her "Jenny from The Block" music video filmed from the perspective of a voyeur. It's going to happen. It's in the job description. Deal with it. You frickin' babies.

Ze Frensh

Quite. Even though the French have surrendered in every major war in history, and personally, I think they should move from the blue red and white flag to an all white one (to save time of course!), maybe we need a little French blood here in America, perhaps with that we would no longer feel it necessary to invade every country on the globe. Just a thought.

Here's my 2004 cents

Pennies are useless, fundamentally worthless, and what's more, quite annoying. Why, I ask, do we, in the age of credit cards and PayPal, still carry around little copper circles in our pocket? Isn't there a better way? And then there is CoinStar, the 9 percent stealing pieces of shit at your local grocery store. 9 percent is an absolutely unacceptable interest rate. If anyone ever charged me 9 percent for something, I would tell them to shove their 9 percent in a special place, yet when faced with pounds and pounds of excess metallic circles, it seems quite reasonable. Why?

Thank you, for that.

Thank you Forrest, now I too, once an avid promoter of Vanilla Coke-turned caffeine addict, will now never touch the stuff.
By the way, is anyone else really annoyed by the seams at the end of socks!?! I mean seriously, we have figured out freakin' nuclear fission and I have to have stitching rubbing up against my pinky-toe all day!?! Really, what kind of world do we live in?