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8.30.2005

Lunesta

I just saw a commercial for a sleep-aid called Lunesta. The commercial cited one of the side-effects as "drowsiness".

8.21.2005

Military Intelligence

Jet turbines have been a familiar noise lately as the Chicago Air Show took place today only a few blocks away from me. Apparently two F-16s clipped each other, causing a missile rail to fall into Lake Michigan.
Military Intelligence...

8.20.2005

Hard Rock Chicago

Well, here at the Hard Rock Hotel in Chicago all of the rock legends are supposedly represented, from the gold lithiogram of John Lennon and Yoko Ono hanging over my desk right now to the giant portrait of BB King and accompanying guitar on the 7th floor. Forrest will be relieved to know that Bono resides in front of the fitness center. Also there are LCD screens in the lobby that play This is Spinal Tap 24/7.
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An Excerpt From My Virgin Megastore Receipt

Virgin's Customer Promise

> Virgin Megastore will gladly accept exchanges or returns on all sealed product accompanied by a receipt.
> No receipt, no problem. We will still offer an exchange on sealed product for any other item in the store.
> Defective product may be exchanged for identical product only. Items being exchanged must be in "like new" condition and include all original packaging and inserted materials.
> Gift Certificates may only be redeemed for store product. Merchandise credit will be issued tor any remaining balance.
> Virgin Megastore reserves the right to not authorize exchanges or returns for any reason.
> These guidelines are subject to modification at any time. Without notice.
Forrest, does this seem to be a very Larry David-esque anomoly to you? As if one could put in their marriage vows, "I promise to love you until death do us part...although this promise is more of a guideline...oh, and subject to change at any time...without notice." LOL.

8.19.2005

Kanye's New Junx

Well I just heard all of Kanye West's new album at an exclusive screening and I have to say, it's gonna be big. At least 3 hits. In other news, I have had 2 cab drivers in the last 6 hours who have spoken to themselves in another language...does every cabbie in the Chicagoland area have an outer monologue?
More on that later.

8.14.2005

For The Dudes

This has become the most popular video around, Nancy Sinatra would be appalled.

8.01.2005

Danger Doom


My friend told me about this awesome hip-hop album. It's a collaboration between MF Doom and DJ Danger Mouse (The GENIUS behind the Grey Album). It is inspired by Adult Swim and comes out in October, although you can ggrab some tracks on your file-sharing program of choice by searching for Danger Doom, don't worry, I will be buying it when it comes out. In other news, yesterday David and I completed my studio's vocal isolation booth. Take a look!