There is a god.
I just realized that the abbreviation of Christian Rock is Chris Rock. Whoa.
2.28.2005
2.27.2005
Mindless Blather in Musical Form
Now for some shameless self-promotion:
You may have noticed that I added a link to the right side of your page, it's the link to my band (rock duo) focused on the strange, unusual and downright weird. Enjoy!
You may have noticed that I added a link to the right side of your page, it's the link to my band (rock duo) focused on the strange, unusual and downright weird. Enjoy!
2.24.2005
2.19.2005
Cities, Again
I thought that I should repost this since it is always relevant, and the NBA All-Star weekend is in Denver, the coldest place on earth!
We are the richest freakin' country in the world and yet we can't figure out where to build a freakin' city! I mean seriously; look at the evidence:
Chicago--too windy
Miami--too hot
Minneopolis--too cold
Seattle--rains too much
Pheonix--doesn't rain enough
Washington DC--built in a freakin' swamp!
Denver--built on a freakin' mountain!
San Fransisco--built on a freakin' fault line!
Not only that, but what's the deal with some of these names? I mean...Scaggsville...really...I sincerely appologize to all those Scaggsvillians out there that have to write it on their envelopes every day...sucks for you...
Let's try to think up a few more, let's see...everyone knows that the New Jersey Turnpike smells bad, but does that hold true to Newark as well?
We are the richest freakin' country in the world and yet we can't figure out where to build a freakin' city! I mean seriously; look at the evidence:
Chicago--too windy
Miami--too hot
Minneopolis--too cold
Seattle--rains too much
Pheonix--doesn't rain enough
Washington DC--built in a freakin' swamp!
Denver--built on a freakin' mountain!
San Fransisco--built on a freakin' fault line!
Not only that, but what's the deal with some of these names? I mean...Scaggsville...really...I sincerely appologize to all those Scaggsvillians out there that have to write it on their envelopes every day...sucks for you...
Let's try to think up a few more, let's see...everyone knows that the New Jersey Turnpike smells bad, but does that hold true to Newark as well?
2.16.2005
Random Links
Awhile ago I found these delightful links to some astounding Google Usenet groups:
alt.cloned-sheep.bah.bah.bah
alt.satanism.sex
alt.nuke.france
alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove
alt.cloned-sheep.bah.bah.bah
alt.satanism.sex
alt.nuke.france
alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove
2.14.2005
Kanye
As a hip-hop producer I'd defend his music as exceptional from a production standpoint at least, if not purely for his rapping, he is a probably the most influential hip-hop producer of this decade (if not Timbaland). Also, as for the biblical references, it is nice to see a personality in the Rap industry that stands for something, even if it isn't what I do. Plus, I doubt that he voted for Bush.
2.12.2005
Obsessed Fan Drives Vanilla Ice into Therapy
From:
The Google Usenet Group Alt.Satinism
A satanic fan drove VANILLA ICE into therapy after
she became convinced he would preach the word of Satan
at his concerts.
The ICE ICE BABY rapper, who enjoyed a romantic fling
with MADONNA at the height of his fame, spent
thousands of dollars on therapy to eradicate the
crazed woman from his dreams.
He tells American gossip site THE SCOOP, "There was
this one girl, the same girl, in the front row, the
same spot, all the time.
"One time, in Japan, we got to our hotel and there was
a knock at my door, middle of the night, someone's
left me a satanic bible. I was freaking out. She then
came up the fire escape, dropped to her knees, and was
basically possessed by the Devil.
"In this full EXORCIST voice, she kept saying, 'He is
my destiny, I must have him!' Turns out she was from
the Satanic Church of Ireland. Her parents had given
her all this money to track me down, follow me and get
me to preach the word of Satan in all my shows and
bring all of these converts to their cause. I had
nightmares about that for years."
The Google Usenet Group Alt.Satinism
A satanic fan drove VANILLA ICE into therapy after
she became convinced he would preach the word of Satan
at his concerts.
The ICE ICE BABY rapper, who enjoyed a romantic fling
with MADONNA at the height of his fame, spent
thousands of dollars on therapy to eradicate the
crazed woman from his dreams.
He tells American gossip site THE SCOOP, "There was
this one girl, the same girl, in the front row, the
same spot, all the time.
"One time, in Japan, we got to our hotel and there was
a knock at my door, middle of the night, someone's
left me a satanic bible. I was freaking out. She then
came up the fire escape, dropped to her knees, and was
basically possessed by the Devil.
"In this full EXORCIST voice, she kept saying, 'He is
my destiny, I must have him!' Turns out she was from
the Satanic Church of Ireland. Her parents had given
her all this money to track me down, follow me and get
me to preach the word of Satan in all my shows and
bring all of these converts to their cause. I had
nightmares about that for years."
2.11.2005
Google Bomb
I've decided to take the big leap and google bomb my friend david, an absolute and total screw up. If this works, you should see his blog here.
2.09.2005
Well, Just Got Back
I just got back from Chicago, and am currently healing my wounds of broadband deprivation that I've picked up over the last few days. No, the hotel did have broadband, but my ethernet jack is broken on my laptop...so...I've been connecting through my cell phone to load web pages at a blazingly slow 9.6 Kbps...ugh! It's really roughing it man, if you get the opportunity to try it sometime, don't.
